A Dog’s Book of Wisdom
Meet Margaret the Pug
Canine philosopher.
Published author.
Shameless lover of belly scratches.
Tasty Morsels of Wisdom
“If you want to be good, do what a dog would do. If you want to be right, I can’t help you.”
“Do what you want, and do what you must, and don’t do anything else.”
“Don’t believe anything a dog says. Just watch and be still.”
About Margaret
There have been many philosopher-dogs over the centuries. But Margaret the Pug is the first to master the trick of collaborating with a human translator.
Her motivation for writing A Dog’s Book of Wisdom was both simple and pure: to make people happier. Because happy people tend to give their dogs more treats.
This is probably a good place to mention that Margaret also appears to be the reincarnation of French Renaissance philosopher and writer Michel de Montaigne, inventor of the personal essay.
You require proof?
The contents of her debut book will provide everything you need.
About Tom Noser
Tom Noser is a pioneer in the field of canine translation and is widely recognized as a leading authority on philosophy written by dogs. He lives with his wife in Nashville, Tennessee, and is the reincarnation of no one in particular.
Chapters Include
What Would a Dog Do?
On the Custom of Putting Dogs in Clothes
Nothing Is Quite a Lot